Shot of the Day #79: Comes with the territory.
Shot with iphone. Click to enlarge.
So I was walking around the office and every so often I noticed people checking out my shirt, giving a somewhat subtle squint of the eye as we pass. I love this one shirt I got from FantasticFest back in 07 when WT2 premiered there, a T for the killer Brazillian martial arts flick KILTRO. So here I am, all proud and shit of my kewl shirt, when i walked into the bathroom and noticed the semen-like stain on my shoulder, evidence seen above.
Oh. Wonderful.
Well, all I can say is, I do have an alibi, and it's not that I can shoot my DNA that high in the sky because I have skill and control over my swimmers (which would be cool, actually). That's actually liquid remnants from Remy circa 7:30 am this morning when he was needing a little Swaddle love, so I gladly threw on XM 80's and danced to Crowded House and Talking Heads before I left for work, not knowing the li'l dude was gonna spit and puke all over me and KILTRO. Well, comes with the territory, right? I see the stainage more as a badge of honor, so I left it. Cause I'm a man, damn you.
I hope it washes out. I really like that shirt.
Joe
So I was walking around the office and every so often I noticed people checking out my shirt, giving a somewhat subtle squint of the eye as we pass. I love this one shirt I got from FantasticFest back in 07 when WT2 premiered there, a T for the killer Brazillian martial arts flick KILTRO. So here I am, all proud and shit of my kewl shirt, when i walked into the bathroom and noticed the semen-like stain on my shoulder, evidence seen above.
Oh. Wonderful.
Well, all I can say is, I do have an alibi, and it's not that I can shoot my DNA that high in the sky because I have skill and control over my swimmers (which would be cool, actually). That's actually liquid remnants from Remy circa 7:30 am this morning when he was needing a little Swaddle love, so I gladly threw on XM 80's and danced to Crowded House and Talking Heads before I left for work, not knowing the li'l dude was gonna spit and puke all over me and KILTRO. Well, comes with the territory, right? I see the stainage more as a badge of honor, so I left it. Cause I'm a man, damn you.
I hope it washes out. I really like that shirt.
Joe
1 Comments:
hahaha that's fucking hilarious.
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